|"Mother" and me at Nags Head back in May.|
Me: "Can you turn it up?"
Mother: "I can't get my chocolate out."
(Okay then, not really sure what that has to do with the volume being down, but whateves.)
Mother: "It makes me crazy!!!"
(Taking her necklace off. Taking her necklace off makes her crazy.)
Mother: "Do they still have throwback Thursday?"
(I then had to explain to her that it's not like a television show like it can get cancelled.)
The other day we were about to get out of the car and go into Walmart. "Mother" usually has a waffle with her to keep her blood sugar level. Well I put the waffle on the dash as I get out and she tells me to put it in my seat. I ask why? She says:
Mother: "I don't want people to see I have a waffle. They might break in."
(Because every time I see a waffle in a car, I think to myself "man, I need to break in and get that waffle. Maybe I can sell it on the black market!")
Mother: "I'm going to get this, but I don't think you should have any."
(Is that what we're doing now when we get food from the store? If I knew that's all it took to have doughnuts to myself I would have done that years ago!!!)
Mother: "Be careful when you walk, always."
(Well this is actually good advice.)
This one is from a little while ago.
Mother: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Oh I'm looking up recipes on Pinterest to make your own baby food!"
Mother: "So nothing right?"
Mother: "What are you doing here without Dorinda?!"
(Okay so it's not really something my mom just said. It's from The Real Housewives of New York haha. My mom loves it, I'll watch it occasionally. But this has got to be the funniest line ever. Everyone in our house has been saying this for about 2 weeks. Yes we don't get out much.)
Here's a clip of what my "mother" was quoting! It's worth the 4 seconds to watch it.
I hope y'all enjoyed hearing about my "mother". Have a great Monday y'all!
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